domingo, 21 de agosto de 2011
10 Things To Know Now: Lady Gaga Turns Mermaid, Taylor Swift's In Love + A Justin Bieber BFF-Off
1.) Can't get enough Gaga? Me neither! Mama Monster (aka Lady Gaga) dishes about being a mermaid in her new video, "Yoü and I." (MTV News)
2.) Now there's no reason why you shouldn't know how to properly dubstep at da club. Unless, you know, you're a human and your bones can't separate like the dude in this video. (BuzzFeed)
3.) Ne-Yo rebuttals Kelly Rowland's "Motivation" with his tune about, well, taking care of yourself. I don't know about you, but there's just something about "She Uses Me (Masturbation)" that... rubs me the wrong way. (Pop Dust)
4.) It's Taylor squared! Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are reportedly back on! The world can now implode now knowing that two of most gorgeous people in the world have become one again. (Hollywood Life)
5.) It's a Bieb-BFF-off! Sounds like Sean Kingston's kind of jealz over Selena Gomez andJustin Bieber's BF/GF situation. Kingston swears he was best friends with the hearthrob first, but since Selena gets to make out with him, she wins in our book. (Hollywood Life)
6.) Kelly Clarkson gives her website a face-lift, which means one thing: New music must be on the way! But when, Kel? Soon? Pretty please? (Just Jared)
7.) British Bombshell Leona Lewis released her "Collide" single cover and KABOOM -- she looks HOTT with two Ts. (Rap-Up)
8.) Those wondering what's next for Carrie Bradshaw will have to use their fashionable imaginations: "Sex And The City 3" is officially dead. (Popbytes)
9.) Jake Gyllenhaal looks foine all the time, and apparently even when he's bald. The actor is role-playing for his new movie where he plays, apparently, a bald cop -- a handsome one. (Just Jared)
10.) And finally, the best poetry from I Love Cats magazine. I can't even. (BuzzFeed)
An Ode To Our Favorite Birthday Girl, Demi Lovato
Today Demi Lovato turns the big 1-9 and just as we did for Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, we’ve written a poem. After the rough year the Demster’s had, we figured there’s no better way to say we heart her than by professing our love via poetry, right?! We think Shakespeare would totes agree. Plus, we clearly have a thing for Disney stars on Teen.com, so we need to go above and beyond for their bdays. Duh.
It’s the moment you lovatics have been waiting for! Read on for our ode to Demi Lovato!
Ok, Demi, it’s been a rough year. Has it not?
You went to rehab for “emotional issues” (which really means “pot”).
It was after the JoBros tour that you just had too much
And you were so angry that you gave that backup dancer a punch.
But then January came and you were back on your feet
You got out of rehab, and again started to tweet.
Your fans were so happy that you were back, ya know,
Even though you still weren’t back together with Joe.
You got out of rehab, and again started to tweet.
Your fans were so happy that you were back, ya know,
Even though you still weren’t back together with Joe.
A few months later you began to work on your new songs
And you were back to normal. It didn’t even take that long!
Then you released “Skyscraper” which always makes us tear
And helps us remember your crazy-long year.
And you were back to normal. It didn’t even take that long!
Then you released “Skyscraper” which always makes us tear
And helps us remember your crazy-long year.
Your BFFs Selena, Kim Kardashian and Miley
are so happy to have you back. As were we!
But Disney will miss you a lot since you quit your show
But you’re sticking to music now and we can’t wait to watch you grow.
are so happy to have you back. As were we!
But Disney will miss you a lot since you quit your show
But you’re sticking to music now and we can’t wait to watch you grow.
So until September brings the release of your new album, “Unbroken”
Just take this birthday poem as a little token
Of how much we love you. You inspire us a lot!
And not that it matters, but lately you’re looking hot.
Just take this birthday poem as a little token
Of how much we love you. You inspire us a lot!
And not that it matters, but lately you’re looking hot.
Have a great birthday, Demi. You deserve it the most.
Oh, and have fun at Kim K’s wedding. You better make a toast!
We have a feeling 19 will be your best year yet.
You’re def gonna get a boyfriend. We’re making a bet.
Oh, and have fun at Kim K’s wedding. You better make a toast!
We have a feeling 19 will be your best year yet.
You’re def gonna get a boyfriend. We’re making a bet.
Just one last request before we leave.
Can you and Joe Jonas rekindle? Pretty please?
He’s no longer with Taylor, Camilla or Ashley Greene
Sorry, we shouldn’t have done that. That was kind of mean.
Can you and Joe Jonas rekindle? Pretty please?
He’s no longer with Taylor, Camilla or Ashley Greene
Sorry, we shouldn’t have done that. That was kind of mean.
Happy birthday, Demi! Can’t wait to see you on tour.
Here’s to your 19th birthday and to many, many more.
Here’s to your 19th birthday and to many, many more.
Are we poetically talented or what? Did you like the poem? Tell us your thoughts and leave your bday wishes for Demi in the comments!
Before There Was Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian Had These guys (Pics)
One of the most highly anticipated weddings in Hollywood is happening right this second! Duh, we’re talking about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, who are tying the knot and putting each other off the market for a year or two forever. It felt like yesterday that Kim announced she was engaged, right?! But before Kim’s days of pining over Kris, she dated quite a handful of (semi-famous) guys but, let’s be real, Kris is obvs the best catch of ‘em all.
So in honor of the guys who helped Kim realize Kris was the one, we’ve rounded up Kim’s former beaus. Peep the pics!
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